the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via angieang0123)



"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"


(via gayunicornattack)

i love being the geek in my group of friends bc that makes me the only one with a tumblr

and whenever i don’t feel like being bothered that day i can just get on tumblr and do whatever i want without having to worry about being seen:)


when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing


(Source: spongyspice, via perks-of-being-chinese)


I’m gonna make a video tomorrow because I have that day off but my memory card for my camera is smaller than my self esteem so it’s gonna be fucken difficult

But this could actually be funny and have a moral that nobody will see coming

It’s one of those things you think up and when you remember it you go “damn I’m good”